Also I'm mad. It's time we spoke about who owns who in this family, because things are getting really ridiculous.
It's been quite a while since Aunty Beccs moved out, and honestly, I'll never get over it. Sometimes I play cool when she's around, but usually I sit on her feet (or her head, if she's on the ground), and paw at her every second she's not petting me. She left me, and she needs to know that a) that's not cool and 2) she has a lot of pets and cuddles to make up for.
So to sum up, Aunty Beccs belongs to me.
Understand? She is mine.
I am completely willing to share her with my other properties. I like when they get along. Puka and Cobrastarshine are welcome to cuddle with Aunty Beccs. But recently there has been some uppity behaviour from these young upstarts and I've got to say, I'm not impressed.
Aunty Beccs spent the night here recently. That was heady. For a moment I dared dream she was moving back in. But I'm not stupid, I saw she only had a small bag with her. I sniffed it. Yep, travel sized lotion.
She gave her Hawk a goodbye hug and Puka got pretty upset. Aunty Beccs thought it was because Puka was jealous, so she let Puka hug Hawk again. But Aunty Beccs is not as smart as she thinks she is. Puka was jealous because Hawk was hugging her, not because she was hugging Hawk. Aunty B tried to console the little monkey by holding her hand. Once attached, Puka pulled her away from Hawk and the door two steps at a time until they were back at the couch.
Aunty B, Magpie, and Hawk thought it was hilarious. It was not. It was dangerous and stupid and WHO DOES THAT BABY THINK SHE IS?
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| THIS IS A LOANER, STUPID BABY |
So I have taken the liberty of drawing up a tree of ownership so this nonsense can be nipped in the bud, so to speak. Henceforth all questions of who owns who will be referred to this, and Puka? Cobra S? You two can suck it.
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| Definitive.
Any questions? I didn't think so. I was perfectly clear. Good day.
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